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Authors' New Year's Resolutions 2024
What If...? Danny Brown Wrote the Da Vinci Code
Best Intentions No Match for 600+ Page Novel
Writer Finally Finds It in His Heart and Donates to Wikipedia
Library Okay with Being the Place You Go Only When the Weather Sucks
Writer Goes Straight Edge for About an Hour
Librarians Use the New Soundproof Study Pod for Daily Screams
Snob Upset Little Free Library Offers No First Editions or Rare Manuscripts
Chekhov's Gun Wasn't the Only Thing This Author Was Packing!
Oh, You Like Reading? Name Every Symbol You've Ever Decoded to Construct Meaning
A Clockwork Orange Protagonist Suffering From Screen Fatigue
A Comedy Star is Born: Student Reading Beowulf Calls Him "Grundle" on Purpose
AI Just Be Out Here Plagiarizing
Authors to Enter Rehab, but Beer Olympics First
Study: Your Anxiety Was Caused by Choose Your Own Adventure Books
The Apple Vision Pro Has Ray Bradbury Rolling in His Grave
Amid Lawsuits, Wonka Offloads Company on Hapless Rube
Babar Author's Archive Reveals Hundreds of Children's Stories Where the Mother is Murdered
"Okay, Boomer! " Ahab Meets His Foil With Disgust
Mr. Frumble Is Still Out There, Just Chasing His Hat
Cottagecore of the Newest “Cottage Industry,” Candy Cottages
OceanGate Will Now Require a Copy of Submersibles for Dummies on All Future Vessels
Cormac McCarthy Obituary Uses Cryptic Poetic Language and Sparse Punctuation
New Vonnegut Fad Diet: Pot of Black Coffee and Two Packs of Pall Mall
Victor Frankenstein Rebrands as Metheus
S.E. Hinton Challenges School Board Who Banned The Outsiders to Rumble
College Roomate Wakes Up 4 Years Later à la Rip Van Winkle
Wow, Congrats: Your Kid Did What They Were Supposed to Do and Graduated HS
Awww Shit... Novel Has Multiple Storylines
Under 49 Pages? Bitch, Your Book 'Tis a Pamphlet
Less Than 50 Angry Emails from Parents? It Must Be Teacher Appreciation Week!
William Faulkner Retroactively Canceled in Home State for Criticizing South
New Biography Reveals Hawthorne's Plan for 25 Scarlet Letter Sequels
In An Attempt to Learn What’s Cool, English Teacher Eats Lunch with Students
Man Gets Literary Tattoo in Comic Sans
No Way Reader Can Finish Both Weekend Editions of New York Times in Two Days
Oh No! Lit Bro Just Became Podcast Bro
Wait, That's Mine? Shakespeare Forgets He Wrote Cymbeline
Can This English Teacher Grade All of These Essays and Still Make Chili's Happy Hour? Just Watch
Isaac: The Bible's First True Nepo Baby
Student Hopes "C" the Correct Answer on Close-Reading Test
Hungry Caterpillar Set to Become New Spokesperson for Diabeetus Awareness
Student's Entire Appreciation of Sonnet Hinges on Whether It's About a Dude or Not
She is Still the Most Dangerous Woman in America
Mediocre Fantasy TV Shows Single-Handedly Keeping Wig Businesses Afloat
Working in a Silo? Yes, Says Writer Working from a Silo
Southern Governors Add Paine's Common Sense to Banned Book List
Just Working on My Craft, Says Writer Moments Away from Watching Funny Animal Videos
James Patterson Confirms He Uses "Separate But Equal" Process for Alex Cross Series
Ohio Still Pretty Much Like Winesburg, Ohio
Tolkien and C.S. Lewis Would Just Smoke and Stare Lovingly Into Each Other's Eyes
St. Patrick's Day Special: Pub Serving Items from Jonathan Swift's "Modern Proposal Diet"
OK Guys, We Get It... You're French
Act of Choosing Library Books Way Sexier Than Reading Library Books
Man Will Never Read 'Women Talking' Because He Doesn't Like Women or Them Talking
Discarded Library Books Find it Hard to Adjust to Life on the Outside
Bukowski Gets Clean: Vows to Shower at Least Once This Week
Aaron Sorkin to Adapt Popular Ragdoll-Based Browser Video Game QWOP
Three Cheers: Ayn Rand Still Dead
Here's a Bunch of Classic Novels with the Endings Changed Because Public Domain, Y'know
Local Poetry Slam More of a Poetry Dull Thud
BookTok Account Thrives on the "Concept" of Books
Distraction Alert: Cat Feet Preventing Writer From Getting Any Work Done
Surprise! F. Scott Fitzgerald Destroys Hemingway in Dick-Measuring Contest
White Witch Reveals Turkish Delight Not Gluten Free
Your AI-Written Essay Probably Sucks Too, Says English Lit Professor
Splash Mountain Gotta Go, But Hall of Slave Owners Still a Go?
Rip-Off! This Nordic Noir Book Doesn't Even Have a Bleak Landscape or Morally Complex Mood!
Tragic: Libby Relegated to Third Page of Apps
Wow! Writer Typed a Whole Entire Paragraph Without Referencing the Internet
So You Say You Are In Love, But Have You Ever Dug Up Her Bones?
Angry Author Adamant That His Comic Book Is Not a Graphic Novel
Braille Version of Fifty Shades Somehow Even More Erotic
Can I Holla? Shakespeare's Dark Lady Sequence
How to Sell Your Soul: Tips for a Smooth Sale (And Where to Start!)
Real Diehard Dickens Readers Celebrate His Birthday in Monthly Serialized Installments
Art Technically? Rupi Kaur Reads Grocery List
Libertarian Politicians Praise Welfare Queen
Reflective Toddler Feeling Nostalgic For Board Books
Walmart to Enter the Streaming Wars with Their Adaptation of Discworld
Warning: Dewey Decimal System May Cause Sudden Arousal
It's Official: 'Wind in the Willows' Way Too British for Regular Children
Worried Neighbor Asks Bigger Thomas If He's Seen His Pet Rat
Hot Mic Catches Virginia Woolf Criticizing Some "Queasy Undergraduate"
English Teacher Blows Off Class to Just Eat This Awesome Sangy
Who Would Win? Young Hemingway or Old Bukowski
Man Updates Reading Progress on Goodreads Like Anyone Gives a Shit
Faulkner and Nabokov in Subordinate Clause Arms Race!
Historical Fiction Author Artfully Dances Around Tough Subjects from Our Nation’s Past
Teacher On-Edge as Students Enjoy Book
Ghostwriter’s Ghost Doomed to Work for James Patterson for Rest of Eternity
Latin American Magic Realism Stories Purposefully Written to Confuse Holy Hell Out of You
Alcoholic: Knight of Cups Constantly "in His Cups"
English Teacher Doesn't Even Have to Read Them to Know These Essays Suck
Need a Vacation? Check Out the Best All-Inclusive Resort in Tralfamadore
Aspiring Author Hasn't Written One Word Since Grad School
Reese’s New Book Club Pick Chosen Because It’s Cute and Matches Her Outfit
Main Character Realizes This Thing is a Tragedy
What a Noob! New English Teacher Thinks She Will Make a Liveable Wage
Library of Congress to House Faulkner's Fridge Word Magnets
VIP Mark Twain House Experience Features Tour of Man Cave and Favorite Shitter