Bernard the Bull, the "wild thing" made famous when he first graced the cover of Maurice Sendak's "Where the Wild Things Are," is now shamelessly selling foot pics on the fetish app Feet Finder.
Bull is one of the more recognizable monsters from Sendak's tale about a young boy whose room transforms into an island of stomping creatures after being sent to bed without supper.
Even though Bull is at first standoffish and a bit of a loaner, he is one of the most recognizable of the Wild Things for his giant, anthropomorphic feet.
It was time to secure the bag.
FeetFinder is the largest foot pics website for sellers with millions of buyers interested in viewing multiple categories of foot pics. What makes FeetFinder a legitimate platform is that it is considered the safest place to shop for original, posed feet photos directly from sellers.
Bull launched his first ad on FeetFinder earlier this week, posing in tiny white shorts on a staircase to show off the soles of his feet (and a surprisingly bodacious behind).
"I just joined Feet Finder to exclusively sell my feet content," he posted. Apparently residuals from DVD sales of Spike Jonze's ill-fated 2009 movie adaptation of Where the Wild Things Are have slowed.
But Bull might have found his new calling, anyways. In just one day on FeetFinder, he made five-figures and gained more sales than app mainstays like Rubi Rose and Abella Danger.
Bull's videos are some of the most viewed on the site, and he is the top search for the sub-category "stomping."
Bull's videos are some of the most viewed on the site, and he is the top search for the sub-category "stomping."
Bull's pictures are so popular he has even become the app’s main celebrity endorser and accepted the $250,000 originally offered to Margot Robbie for selling her feet photos exclusively on the site. It’s been rumored she turned the offer down, but when one door closes, another opens.
Just remember to take off your shoes before you come in.
"Move over, Margot," Bull grinned, gnashing his terrible teeth.
Robbie could not be reached for comment.
"All this time I've been climbing trees, roaring terribly, and taking part in a wild rumpus when I could have been monetizing these babies," he said while wiggling his toes.