English Teacher Blows Off Class to Just Eat This Awesome Sangy
Been Thinking 'Bout It All Morning
An English teacher at Gwinnett High School in Park View, VA alarmed her students when she didn't show up for class Tuesday afternoon.
Many staff and students reported seeing Mrs. Sterling earlier in the day, but were surprised when she didn't show up for her Period 6 class.
A substitute teacher was quickly ushered in to take over for her class until she strolled out of the faculty room, wiping her mouth with a napkin.
Mrs. Sterling sashayed back into the classroom as cool as a cucumber and sat at her desk, still working some seeds from the bread out of her teeth and licking some dressing off of her thumb.
Students report she walked into the classroom with crumbs all over her, shooting the napkin into the wastebasket like some sort of NBA star, fading away at the buzzer.
Administration came to check on her and one student thought she overheard Mrs. Sterling say “reading her book” and "eating her awesome sangy." The principal, obviously flustered, asked why she didn't eat during her lunch period.
Oh, perhaps it was the Planning and Placement Meeting she got pulled into? And then, when it got out early, she was asked to cover another duty. And even still when there was time left, she had to help one of her students who was in crisis.
Yes, what lunch period is he talking about?
The principal offered her a stern warning before walking away looking a little embarrassed.
Mrs. Sterling sashayed back into the classroom as cool as a cucumber and sat at her desk, still working some seeds from the bread out of her teeth and licking some dressing off of her thumb.
When asked by one of her students how her lunch was, Mrs. Sterling just stared out into space as if in a digesting reverie before saying, "Bro..." and chugged some water out of her eggshell blue Hydro Flask.
As if affected in some deep way like a religious experience, Mrs. Sterling later asked her students if they ever went to Santini's Deli on Community Plaza. She was met with several "fuck yes's" and "hell yeah's."
"Miss, did you get the "The Bogey?" asked one extremely interested student. The Bogey is one of Santini's signature sandwiches, with slices of prime rib eye, pepperoni, onions, hot peppers, and melted Provolone cheese.
"You know it," answered Mrs. Sterling.
"Oh shit, Miss Sterling got the munchies," said another.
She winked her eye, clicked her tongue, and gave him a finger gun as if to say, Right on, partner.
She settled back into her chair and asked the students “if they were good.” Some put their thumbs up and they continued to work while she cracked that novel back open so she could finish the chapter.
Later, concerned coworkers came to her to ask if everything was all right.
"Oh, I'm great," said Mrs. Sterling, patting her stomach still full from her lunch.