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Established Author Just Writes Own Blurb Praising His Latest Novel

English Teacher Able to Smoke Entire Cigarette at His Car In Between Periods

Turabian Still Silently Plotting Its Rise to Power

Depressed Marquez Working on 100 Beers in Solitude

Scrooge Back to Being a Dickhead Only 24 Hours Later

Christmas Card Standoff: Coworkers Will Only Give One If They Get One

Librarian Really Just a Hoarder When You Think About It

David Foster Wallace’s Novel 'The Pale King' To Be Finished by James Patterson

Oedipus Finally Realizes the Truth: "It's Me. Hi. I'm the Problem. It's Me."

Reese Reveals 'Daisy Jones' Adaptation Will Be Bad but "Not As Bad" as 'Crawdads'

Lizzie Bennet Considers White Guy in Pimp Costume Another Possible Suitor

English Teacher Chooses Bitmoji Classroom Avatar That Looks Slightly Different from Reality

Plagiarized Letter to Santa Lands Child on the Naughty List

The Bundren Children from 'As I Lay Dying' to Appear on Dr. Phil

Writer Rejoice! Bic Cristal Ballpoint Pen Cap Also Doubles as an Ear Cleaner

Op-Ed: Next Person to Pronounce It "Lie-berry" is Getting a Fucking Slap

Goodwill Releases an End of Year List: Top 5 Most Donated Novels of 2022

If Your Brunch Doesn't Look Like This, Don't Even Bother Inviting Us

Only Positive Affirmations English Teacher Receives are from Stickers on Hydro Flask

Local Nerd Still Rocking Tyrion Lannister Shirt

Self-Proclaimed "Big Reader" Made it Through a Whopping Half a Chapter Last Night

Orcs Find Term "Goblin Mode" A Little Insulting

Revealed: This Author's Name is Actually Samuel! What is He Hiding?

Ivan Ilyich to Host New HGTV Interior Design Show

Books on Coffee Table Know You're Just Using Them

Thanksgiving Eve Tradition: College Kids Flock to Their Hometown Dive Library

Macy Day Parade to Feature a Balloon of Shakespeare's Richard III

English Teacher Waiting for Someone to Mention Her Clever Shakespeare Shirt

Crafty: Zora Neale Hurston Would Turn Her Rejection Letters into Stylish Little Hats

Memory of First Teacher's Last Name Immortalized in Answer of Account Recovery Question

Captain Underpants Arrested for Indecent Exposure...Again!

Date Over Once Woman Sees Entire 'Redwall' Series on Shelf

Kenneth Branagh Always Looking for Next British Author's Coattail to Ride

Chainsmoker Sitting Outside the Nursing Home Might Be Kurt Vonnegut

Please Do Not Lick the Psychedelic Book, Library Staff Strongly Advises

Subaru Driver Keeps Copy of 'Walden' in Car Just in Case

New Bumble Filter Shows Only "Hard-to-Find" Good Men

Albert Camus No "Stranger" to Another Meaningless Birthday Party

Indie Bookstore Clerk Definitely Judging You

Power of the Rings: Game of Thrones for People Who Don’t Like Violence, Cursing, or Sex

On Other Days, Mrs. Dalloway Just Sits Around Shitposting Her Prettier Friend’s Socials

He's Done It! NaNoWriMo Author Has an Entire, Comprehensible Novel After One Day!

Yes, Woman in Bookstore Dying to be Hit On

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