Sitemap - 2022 - The Mother Faulkner
Established Author Just Writes Own Blurb Praising His Latest Novel
English Teacher Able to Smoke Entire Cigarette at His Car In Between Periods
Turabian Still Silently Plotting Its Rise to Power
Depressed Marquez Working on 100 Beers in Solitude
Scrooge Back to Being a Dickhead Only 24 Hours Later
Christmas Card Standoff: Coworkers Will Only Give One If They Get One
Librarian Really Just a Hoarder When You Think About It
David Foster Wallace’s Novel 'The Pale King' To Be Finished by James Patterson
Oedipus Finally Realizes the Truth: "It's Me. Hi. I'm the Problem. It's Me."
Reese Reveals 'Daisy Jones' Adaptation Will Be Bad but "Not As Bad" as 'Crawdads'
Lizzie Bennet Considers White Guy in Pimp Costume Another Possible Suitor
English Teacher Chooses Bitmoji Classroom Avatar That Looks Slightly Different from Reality
Plagiarized Letter to Santa Lands Child on the Naughty List
The Bundren Children from 'As I Lay Dying' to Appear on Dr. Phil
Writer Rejoice! Bic Cristal Ballpoint Pen Cap Also Doubles as an Ear Cleaner
Op-Ed: Next Person to Pronounce It "Lie-berry" is Getting a Fucking Slap
Goodwill Releases an End of Year List: Top 5 Most Donated Novels of 2022
If Your Brunch Doesn't Look Like This, Don't Even Bother Inviting Us
Only Positive Affirmations English Teacher Receives are from Stickers on Hydro Flask
Local Nerd Still Rocking Tyrion Lannister Shirt
Self-Proclaimed "Big Reader" Made it Through a Whopping Half a Chapter Last Night
Orcs Find Term "Goblin Mode" A Little Insulting
Revealed: This Author's Name is Actually Samuel! What is He Hiding?
Ivan Ilyich to Host New HGTV Interior Design Show
Books on Coffee Table Know You're Just Using Them
Thanksgiving Eve Tradition: College Kids Flock to Their Hometown Dive Library
Macy Day Parade to Feature a Balloon of Shakespeare's Richard III
English Teacher Waiting for Someone to Mention Her Clever Shakespeare Shirt
Crafty: Zora Neale Hurston Would Turn Her Rejection Letters into Stylish Little Hats
Memory of First Teacher's Last Name Immortalized in Answer of Account Recovery Question
Captain Underpants Arrested for Indecent Exposure...Again!
Date Over Once Woman Sees Entire 'Redwall' Series on Shelf
Kenneth Branagh Always Looking for Next British Author's Coattail to Ride
Chainsmoker Sitting Outside the Nursing Home Might Be Kurt Vonnegut
Please Do Not Lick the Psychedelic Book, Library Staff Strongly Advises
Subaru Driver Keeps Copy of 'Walden' in Car Just in Case
New Bumble Filter Shows Only "Hard-to-Find" Good Men
Albert Camus No "Stranger" to Another Meaningless Birthday Party
Indie Bookstore Clerk Definitely Judging You
Power of the Rings: Game of Thrones for People Who Don’t Like Violence, Cursing, or Sex
On Other Days, Mrs. Dalloway Just Sits Around Shitposting Her Prettier Friend’s Socials
He's Done It! NaNoWriMo Author Has an Entire, Comprehensible Novel After One Day!