On Other Days, Mrs. Dalloway Just Sits Around Shitposting Her Prettier Friend’s Socials
Total troll.
On days when she is not preparing a party for London's high-society, Mrs. Clarissa Dalloway spends most of her days on her phone, shitposting whatever her pretty friends on social media are on about.
Since her husband is usually consumed by his work at the government building, Dalloway is free to prod and provoke her friends, posting low, insincere, or passive/aggressive comments on their updates and feeds.
Miss Kilman just posted about her new mackintosh coat. "Kraut fashion is just sooo exotic."
Lucrezia Warren Smith wrote a long post about how taking care of Septimus is draining her and they are growing distant. "Hmmm TMI."
Sally Seton gave birth to another son with her husband Lord Rosseter. "Remember when you were a lesbian lol"
Despite this, they will put on airs and all attend Mrs. Dalloway's party because it is "the" social event of the season. They will all gather, trash talk Peter Walsh's new wife, and of course, fantasize about killing themselves.